jesus bones stop being so emotionally constipated all the time

im-a-doctor-not-an-escalator:

zoidbergian:

"Does he need an enema, maybe?"

"What."

No Doctor, he just needs a swift kick in the pants, and a reminder not everyone’s going to leave him. The offer’s kind though.

"Hmm… ‘swift kick in the-‘" Zoidberg’s powerful claw tore through the flimsy pen he was using to write the words down and he threw his hands up and burbled. "Again?!"  He shook his head.  "I can’t write a prescription for that.  Are you sure you’re not wanting one of these enemas, maybe?" He pulled out a large pill, easily larger than a man’s fist.  "It’s for one of your earth horses.  It should be effective, yes?"

9 months ago on October 8th | J | 8 notes

jesus bones stop being so emotionally constipated all the time

"Does he need an enema, maybe?"

9 months ago on October 8th | J | 8 notes
9 months ago on October 7th | J | 15 notes

alsheim:

I made a whole ton of bead sprite magnets today! Game of Thrones, Futurama and Puck :D I’m kind of torn for the GoT ones whether to include any Baratheons, or maybe more Starks? Lemme know what you think :P

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 11 notes

bonesandbrimstone started following you

He looked at the strange man for a few long seconds.  “Friend… have you noticed your head seems to be burning?  Do you need assistance?”

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 1 note
"My friend!" Zoidberg threw his arms open in greeting.


agentbrompton:

"Doctor Zoidberg!  Good gods, man, I thought you’d been served up somewhere!"  She grins to the cetapod and looks tickled to see him.

"Where HAVE you been?"

"There was a misunderstanding, why not.  My shipmates left me on a planet during a mission and it took me a while to find a transport back."  He still had a few pieces of refuse clinging to his coat from the garbage scow he’d sneaked onto.  "But enough of me.  How have you been, dear friend?"

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 7 notes
Tagged as: #agentbrompton 
strikelikeahawk started following you

"A new friend, why not?  Hello!"

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 3 notes
Tagged as: #strikelikeahawk 

im-a-doctor-not-an-escalator:

zoidbergian:

im-a-doctor-not-an-escalator started following you

"A doctor?" Zoidberg clacked his claws.  "I’m the doctor for this ship, I’ll have you know!”  On the table behind him, one of the Planet Express employees groaned, flopping an arm stump around.

He just gave an exaggerated roll of his eyes. “A great job you’re doing too. Looks like that guy back there doesn’t even have any anesthesia in his system. Where’s the arm?” He asked, actually shoving past the red alien to get a look at the patient.

The Decapodian burbled as he was pushed aside, “Anesthesia? Nonsense!  A scientific study has proven that humans don’t feel pain!”  He pulled a book from the shelf with the clumsily handwritten title ‘Humans for Dummies’.  “It says so right in the book.  A nice man at the corner sold it to me for half a sandwich.  A bargain!” 

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 5 notes

im-a-doctor-not-an-escalator started following you

"A doctor?" Zoidberg clacked his claws.  "I’m the doctor for this ship, I’ll have you know!”  On the table behind him, one of the Planet Express employees groaned, flopping an arm stump around.

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 5 notes

puremetalimagination:

The people know the truth

9 months ago on October 7th | J | 6 notes